i am excite but fear

I'm Jordan. I can end you.

I like mmmmmaking the popcorn, hockey (especially dem Red Wings), Super Villians like Magneto and Darth Vader, dogs, cooking food and then eating it, running, yoga, Buddha & Moses, anything with gold sequins, buying skirts but choosing to wear pants, artistic shit, watching nature shows, and anything that's simply legit.

I dislike rude people, the smell of raw pumpkin, bees, and angler fish.


House Stark

frattins:

frattins:

The glove save and pump the poutine. All day, err day!

(via thatshitkrejci)


theuppitynegras:

thecommandertoast:

ofmagicandice:

So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life

LISTEN TO ME

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO

DON’T

OPEN

THEIR FUCKING PAGE

I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A…


chris-noth:

today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

(Source: likeasolarfire, via 0orpheus)


yeezytaughtme:

  1. love yourself like kanye loves himself
  2. believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself 
  3. know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit

(via miss-matcha)


euthanasian: My submission for Cory Schmitz’s Zelda Zine for GameCity. I haven’t drawn anything in a really long time… so this was fun.Arcana of Time.yayifinallymadesomethingagain

euthanasian:

My submission for Cory Schmitz’s Zelda Zine for GameCity. I haven’t drawn anything in a really long time… so this was fun.

Arcana of Time.

yayifinallymadesomethingagain

(via miss-matcha)



highfunctioningdarklordofall:

farwin:

hoplophilia:

Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

They look like gateways to other dimensions… :O

That top left one looks like it’s plotting to take over Middle Earth

(via whambamkittysam)