i am excite but fear

I'm Jordan. I can end you.

I like mmmmmaking the popcorn, hockey (especially dem Red Wings), Super Villians like Magneto and Darth Vader, dogs, cooking food and then eating it, running, yoga, Buddha & Moses, anything with gold sequins, buying skirts but choosing to wear pants, artistic shit, watching nature shows, and anything that's simply legit.

I dislike rude people, the smell of raw pumpkin, bees, and angler fish.


House Stark

apparently, so is her volume control.

Yeah, seriously. I’m so glad I was A STOREY ABOVE HER that way I don’t have to smell her.

Although, something does smell like eggs, now that I think of it…


  1. falsepropheteer said: RAINBOW BANANAS?!
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