falsepropheteer asked: I actually love it when you just post pictures of food close-ups with no explanation needed, like, the super legit as balls picture just speaks for itself.
falsepropheteer asked: WHY TU MAMA TAMBIEN?
falsepropheteer asked: If you were in The Hunger Games, how would you survive/fight?
Anonymous asked: hey come to my town with justin beiber he is hot
My sister's full-time job
sister: Hi. What are you doing?
Me: looking for a summer job
Sister: Oh, having any luck?
Me: HAHA that's a funny one.
Sister: Lol, that's my full time job: to make things funny.
Someone is listening to a sermon REALLY loudly...
This is what I get for studying, hmm?
I'm very close to smashing things now.
If anyone ever try and kill you, you try and kill ‘em right back!– Captain Reynolds - Firefly (via mylifethetvshow)
You know you have a hockey problem when
babblingbuttons: your friends sincerely apologize about your team getting kicked out of the playoffs. Or the boyfriend treats you to a nice dinner after your team gets kicked off.
I think I may have found a roommate for next...
/imagining dancing with all the money I am going to save /I thought I would be forever alone /starting to get sad because the roommate is not gracie /crying & hugging saved money /I’m such a tool.
My parents are trolling me about me major today…