December 2011
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How I plan to put my kids to sleep →
Beware!
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Comet...FROM SPACE →
Hey guys…this is a video of a comet from space okay. Watch it. Omg. So cool.
The wisdom of my brother
Today is our family Christmas celebration, and of course it would not be complete if my brother had not spouted some words of wisdom. He’s a regular Plato, Averroes and George Carlin rolled into one. I love it.
1. Brian Has just finished playing a Christmas song on his guitar.
Brian: “I just oozed class out of my butthole.”
Clearly, Brian is a master of irony.
2. My dad is...
falsepropheteer asked: WHY CAN I NOT "CUTE THE BAGUETTE"?!
falsepropheteer asked: TENGO AQUI? SI/NIEN
falsepropheteer asked: Are bees the winged spawn of Satan?
falsepropheteer asked: Why is my face so round. I wish it was not so round. Please make it less round. Thank you.
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theresurrectionist asked: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS hey jordan :D
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