May 2013
Don't Look Back: IMPORTANT →
theuppitynegras:
thecommandertoast:
ofmagicandice:
So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
DON’T
OPEN
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A…
chris-noth:
today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.
yeezytaughtme:
love yourself like kanye loves himself
believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
theoncomingstormofgallifrey:
such-a-retardis:
catswithbenefits:
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
whatsacanada:
girl are you from norway cause there is norway i’m going near you
c4rcinogencrush:
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
transmutes:
when i’m sad i just think about the time someone described benedict cumberbatch as “the middle stage on an animorph cover.”
tvgropes:
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(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK
April 2013
sancedes:
When I find myself in times of trouble
britney spears comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
snazziest:
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
“Stop telling women that we should find ourselves beautiful and that we should...”
– Elyse Mofo, “Don’t Tell Me to Love My Body” (via nightrevelations)
Fractal Logic: lon-gnome: My therapist gave me a... →
sdrake:
lon-gnome:
My therapist gave me a sheet of paper with a list of legitimate rights. We seem to forget we have these rights sometimes, so I thought I’d share it.
YOUR LEGITIMATE RIGHTS
You have a right to need things from others.
You have a right to put yourself first sometimes.
You have a right to feel and express your emotions or your pain.
You have a right to be the final judge...
Thanks friends for your concern, my friends and I are safe.
toopunktofuck:
whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do
I just want to tell them
did you know: jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him
u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom
8 Studies That Debunk Male Gender Stereotypes →
nadiaaboulhosn:
nevver:
Between infancy and first grade, boys express their emotions more readily than girls. [here]
Worldwide, boys aren’t any better at math than girls. [here]
Young men are more emotionally vulnerable to troubles in their relationships than young women are. [here]
Men are less rational investors than women. [here]
Men aren’t worse than women at reading emotional cues....
