i am excite but fear

I'm Jordan. I can end you.

I like mmmmmaking the popcorn, hockey (especially dem Red Wings), Super Villians like Magneto and Darth Vader, dogs, cooking food and then eating it, running, yoga, Buddha & Moses, anything with gold sequins, buying skirts but choosing to wear pants, artistic shit, watching nature shows, and anything that's simply legit.

I dislike rude people, the smell of raw pumpkin, bees, and angler fish.


House Stark

helshades:

This is priceless and nerddom is universal.

he must actually know nothing cus he’s a leafs fan lmao

just kiddin

(Source: nedstarksillegitimateson, via buttsandbarbells)





Anonymous asked:
Why are you so obsessed with Captain America? It's ridiculous dude. He was only super because of that serum.

captainjaymerica:

shotokanandscience:

captainjaymerica:

Captain America was only given the serum because he was so selfless. He had great morals. And he always did what was right, regardless of what the agenda of those above him was. Yeah, he became a hero because of the serum, but he was human. He had feelings. He had losses. He had been hurt, wounded. What’s not to like?

He was also given the serum because he refused to give up. He was willing to keep fighting for what he wanted and eventually he proved himself worthy of a chance to be on the outside what he already was on the inside.

Exactly. It enhanced his body, but he was already amazing internally.

The anon’s comments are stupid.

All superheroes are *only* superheroes because they’re aliens (ie born with it a la superman), or because of an accident (#spiderman), or because they have money (Batman, my personal fave). Or whatever else enabled them to realise their heroic potential. What does it matter how they got their powers? Isn’t it more relevant how they use them?

People don’t love batman because he’s rich or Spider-Man because he was bitten by a spider. People love superheroes because they exemplify qualities we wish to see in ourselves.

Like the above—Captain America is beloved because of his selflessness and his unwillingness to give up. Who CARES by what medium he was able to express and realise his full potential.

Please.


captainjaymerica:

stayshreddedmyfriends:

thetinyperfectme:

stayshreddedmyfriends:

Time to go train leggys

Whatt day is it…….LEG DAYY

Yus. Squats for dayz

LEG DAYEEEEEEE

My favourite day or two of the weeeek.




 An octopus is thrown on the ice by Tuukka Rask’s skate before Game Three of the First Round of the 2014 Stanley Cup Playoffs


I AM PLEASED WITH THIS.

An octopus is thrown on the ice by Tuukka Rask’s skate before Game Three of the First Round of the 2014 Stanley Cup Playoffs

I AM PLEASED WITH THIS.

(Source: wintermonthnovelty, via nlidstrom)


Anonymous asked:
the name of your first love.

stayshreddedmyfriends:

The gym


defend-the-d:

tomas-tatar:

defend-the-d:

moral of this commercial: ice cream fixes all relationship problems

Even the Red Wings and I?

…………………………………maybe that’s the solution

All the problems on the ice can be solved by ice cream, obviously.