i am excite but fear

I'm Jordan. I can end you.

I like mmmmmaking the popcorn, hockey (especially dem Red Wings), Super Villians like Magneto and Darth Vader, dogs, cooking food and then eating it, running, yoga, Buddha & Moses, anything with gold sequins, buying skirts but choosing to wear pants, artistic shit, watching nature shows, and anything that's simply legit.

I dislike rude people, the smell of raw pumpkin, bees, and angler fish.


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kelskicksass:

The biggest women’s weight lifting myth is not that you will get bulky, it’s that getting bulky is a negative thing.

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burgerkid:

me trying to exercise

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Yo, I don’t wanna work. I just wanna lift stuff.



captainjaymerica:

im-madeof-saltn-sand:

captainjaymerica:

I just had a girl text me and proposition me for sex. When I said no she said “are you afraid you’re gonna catch feelings?” I said no. Then after I kept saying that I wasn’t interested, she told me I “killed her morning”.

So Friday morning begins with someone trying to…

Dude wtf. That’s really fucking weird. Just stop texting her. It isn’t worth it. She isn’t worth it.

I’ve stopped. I haven’t replied. These are texts she’s sending me. I said no to her and she kept on going.

Dude. Wth. Sorry to hear that. :(


super accurate horoscopes
  • aquarius: didn't understand Inception
  • pisces: bad at making memes
  • aries: doesn't inspect grapes before eating them
  • taurus: think america is alrightish
  • gemini: adds shitty supernatural gifs to irrelevant posts
  • cancer: doesn't eat ass
  • leo: has considered masturbating with a hot dog
  • virgo: likes DC more than marvel
  • libra: thinks the star wars prequels were better than the original trilogy
  • scorpio: doesn't bother getting new headphones when the left one quits
  • sagittarius: thinks memes are genuinely funny
  • capricorn: eats the first bread slice
2 weeks ago with:1,634 notes (originallyben-c)

georgeseurat:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE


what if we all got paper lol

GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

hi i am chinese and there is no such thing as this. some people hang money bags or red envelopes (红包) around their house for good luck—but 5 days occurring in the same month? no. if you look at your calendar, you can see that that many days can happen in any month (this chain went around a couple years ago raving on about july). we also didn’t use the western calendar until the Qing Dynasty fell, so it would be a little dumb to create a “feng shui tradition” that late in our 2000+ history. yeah 8 is like the most auspicious number because it sounds like fortune but like pleaaaaaaaaase don’t just buy into this stuff because it sounds “mystic”. and why would friday, saturday, and sunday be important other than it’s the weekend? people didn’t just magically get money on the weekend. the process for choosing days during which to receive money is lunar-based and much more complicated than that. feng shui has nothing to do with this, too. feng shui is about the orientation of objects around the natural environment (which explains why people would hang things AROUND THEIR HOUSES instead of reblogging some dumb tumblr chain). feng shui has qualities that require you to suspend your disbelief, but it literally has a FOUNDATION in METAPHYSICS. you can’t just pull something about “money” and “luck” out of your butt and call it feng shui. 
please please please pass this along with what i’ve written because if i see this pop up on my dash again i might sob because i find this REALLY insulting

georgeseurat:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

hi i am chinese and there is no such thing as this. some people hang money bags or red envelopes (红包) around their house for good luck—but 5 days occurring in the same month? no. if you look at your calendar, you can see that that many days can happen in any month (this chain went around a couple years ago raving on about july). we also didn’t use the western calendar until the Qing Dynasty fell, so it would be a little dumb to create a “feng shui tradition” that late in our 2000+ history. yeah 8 is like the most auspicious number because it sounds like fortune but like pleaaaaaaaaase don’t just buy into this stuff because it sounds “mystic”. and why would friday, saturday, and sunday be important other than it’s the weekend? people didn’t just magically get money on the weekend. the process for choosing days during which to receive money is lunar-based and much more complicated than that. feng shui has nothing to do with this, too. feng shui is about the orientation of objects around the natural environment (which explains why people would hang things AROUND THEIR HOUSES instead of reblogging some dumb tumblr chain). feng shui has qualities that require you to suspend your disbelief, but it literally has a FOUNDATION in METAPHYSICS. you can’t just pull something about “money” and “luck” out of your butt and call it feng shui. 

please please please pass this along with what i’ve written because if i see this pop up on my dash again i might sob because i find this REALLY insulting

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skinnyfitandsexy:

lmfao im fuckin dead

About me lol

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songofsunset:

inventrix:

0trevskies:

When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

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when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

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shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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