i am excite but fear

I'm Jordan. I can end you.

I like mmmmmaking the popcorn, hockey (especially dem Red Wings), Super Villians like Magneto and Darth Vader, dogs, cooking food and then eating it, running, yoga, Buddha & Moses, anything with gold sequins, buying skirts but choosing to wear pants, artistic shit, watching nature shows, and anything that's simply legit.

I dislike rude people, the smell of raw pumpkin, bees, and angler fish.


House Stark


perfect-patrice:

*city other than boston* stronger

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(via defend-the-d)


vivalapantslessjess:

Truuuuuuuuuu.

so freakin tru

vivalapantslessjess:

Truuuuuuuuuu.

so freakin tru

(via rageturtleswag)


❝Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.❞
-Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

(via greeneyedsquats)


Me rn.

Me rn.

(Source: radwhitekid, via dogs-and-yoga)


snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(via 0orpheus)


snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

(via ionlyliftontuesdays)


Pretty sure a lady lifter came in to ask for some Haggadot. Either way, I’m having serious quad envy.

Also my own right quads are killing me from yesterday. Siiiiigh.


meghavini:

Baby Jordan

I’m basically crying rn hahaha so good. Fun fact: the first hockey game I remember being at was a pens game.

Of course, baby Jordan would be wearing red, though. :b

(Source: wildpens)


lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

(Source: queenundomiel, via scienceismybf)